The secret room at Headquarters that no one knows about

by Homerovah the Almighty 7 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    Apparently I heard there is a room set aside at headquarters where a GB member can get verbally abused and mentally chastised to their desire.

    These are some of the verbal abuses :

    What only 3 hours of service this month and no magazines ?

    Is that a hair resting on top of your ear ?

    Your last talk was very weak and infective !

    Someone said they caught you praying to Satan is that true ?

    That suit your wearing looks like it was made out of a kitchen tea towel !

    Where is that mind controlled grin we gave you, did it just disappear ?

    You've been caught with nude pictures of elderly ladies at your computer desk, why doing research ?

    We've seen you adjust your boys during prayer and don't deny it !

    Playing with the Public Address system so the speakers sound like Donald Duck is not very funny , is it !

    Is there any more you know of ?

  • yadda yadda 2
    yadda yadda 2

    Have you been drinking too much coffee again Homer?

  • ninja

    they put dissenters in the room with a pair of Olin Moyle's boxer shorts on.....and make them bend over a table while an effigy of ewart chitty is brought in from behind all the while the tannoy system screams....."call me an alcoholic will ya" in a judge rutherford voice

  • Ruth Eeker
    Ruth Eeker

    when did they start needing a secret room to do that? lol

  • RubaDub

    Yes, I have heard of that room.

    That rooms it typically used to put people on Double Secret Probation.

    Rub a Dub

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    They call it the kinky room or committee room for mental masochism, only the GB members have a key to the room. It was found out by one of the factory workers by all the crying and hollering behind closed doors.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Actually, prayer is the best time to adjust your boys. Everyone has their head down.

  • Quirky1

    S & M

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