X-JW resume builders. Caption THIS!

by BurnTheShips 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Know of any way to creatively spin X-Dubdom into a resume plus?

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    LOL, that's hilarious. Just the other day I was remembering my job interviews soon after I left Bethel and the awkward discussions that ensued. Glad I don't have to go that far back on my resume now.

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    "My strengths? Well, I'm very good at deceiving people to believe a lie. I owe that to my years in Bethel."

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Took a 2-year spiritual hiatus.

    Spent 2 years marketing spiritual solutions.

    Went on a 2-year trip around the world. (Well, you were around worldly people a lot if you were pioneering.)

  • nomoreguilt
    nomoreguilt

    Actually, I was hoping to fill the position you have for "Production Overseer". I have a suggestion also, make that title " Presiding Overseer".

    NMG

  • S3RAPH1M
    S3RAPH1M

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm glad I never lived in Bethel or "Pioneered"!!!

  • Layla33
    Layla33

    Now that was funny!!!!! I love it.

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    Great stuff!!! Very phunny!!!

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    "I see here you state that you have the equivalent of a college education? Where exactly

    is Awake? I haven't heard of that institution of higher learning."

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    I wrote "volunteer coordinator" on my resume.. and I got hired as a supervisor...

    I explained (since I was PO) that I was responsible for coordinating the activities of 120 volunteer workers. Organizing activities, schedules, etc...

    [email protected]

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