I haven't spoken to my wife ...

by compound complex 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    LOL! I thought it was Red Skeleton too, right up until I read Changeling's post.


  • compound complex
  • compound complex
    compound complex

    My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, 'In the lake.'

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    My wife has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.
    She said, 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I
    bought her an electric chair.

  • Dorktacular

    My dog and I like to teach each other tricks. I taught him how to beg and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

    I'm not saying my wife's cooking is bad, but the flies chipped in a few bucks to repair the screen door.....

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    I take my wife everywhere ... but she keeps finding her way back.

  • reniaa

    What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    A widow.

    I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
    2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

    What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
    Miss her. Pity her.

    My husband said he wanted more space.
    So I locked him outside.

  • ninja

    replace the word wife with mother in law and some of this stuff is gold dust.....thanks cokey.....he he.....da ninja

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