LOL! I thought it was Red Skeleton too, right up until I read Changeling's post.
Cog
I haven't spoken to my wife ...
by compound complex 18 Replies latest jw friends
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compound complex
http://www.theredskeltonshow.com/?cid=500128
AMERICA'S CLOWN PRINCE
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compound complex
My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, 'In the lake.'
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.
She said, 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I
bought her an electric chair. -
Dorktacular
My dog and I like to teach each other tricks. I taught him how to beg and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
I'm not saying my wife's cooking is bad, but the flies chipped in a few bucks to repair the screen door.....
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I take my wife everywhere ... but she keeps finding her way back.
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reniaa
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her. Pity her.
My husband said he wanted more space.
So I locked him outside. -
ninja
replace the word wife with mother in law and some of this stuff is gold dust.....thanks cokey.....he he.....da ninja