Parable of the Worms...

by brunnhilde 6 Replies latest social humour

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  brunnhilde

  A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
  add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
  
  The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
  
  The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
  
  The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
  
  The first worm in alcohol - Dead.The second worm in cigarette smoke - DeadThird worm in chocolate syrup - DeadFourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.So the Minister asked the congregation -
  
  What did you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
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  Casper

  LOL.... great one Brunn
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  Robdar

  Funny!
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  TJ - iAmCleared2Land

  Enjoyed it and passed it along! Thanks!
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  Awakened at Gilead

  Haha
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  wha happened?

  awsome, I'll never have worms
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  SirNose586

  So.....maybe we should be eating dirt???