sir82: Here is a pretty much verbatim clip of every prayer a certain ministerial servant gives:
"Jehovah we thank you Jehovah for this meeting Jehovah and we ask you Jehovah to forgive our sins Jehovah and we pray Jehovah for our brothers Jehovah in other lands Jehovah who cannot meet Jehovah as freely Jehovah as we do Jehovah here Jehovah in Jesus name Jehovah we pray Jehovah amen".
Damn. When I first read that, I sat back and thought "Do I know sir82? Could be be in the last congregation I was in?" We had that exact same situation in our congregation (the brother is now an elder, though). My wife and I actually counted the "Jehovah"s in his prayers. He also used the word "definitely" way too much. One time he used 18 "Jehovah"s and 16 "definitely"s in one prayer.
After I thought about it for a few seconds, though, I realized, nah, no way I know sir82; he's WAY too smart to be one of the elders in my area.