I am ashamed of myself for this, but just a few minutes ago, on TV, there was a show that was airing clips of bull riding gone bad. I had to chuckle watching these redneck dumbasses get the living shit stomped out of them. Poetic justice at it's finest. I try to be the last guy to get enjoyment out of sombody else's pain & misfortune, but DAMN, this is instant karma happening right before my eyes. There is a lesson to be learned here folks, and that is: DON'T RIDE BULLS!!!! If you're that stupid and/or unsure of your manliness that you have to tie a rope around a bull's nuts, get on top of him, and try to stay on while he uses a ton of angry muscle to get you off and exact revenge, then you deserve every bone crunching injury that you get. In fact, rodeos in general should be criminalized as animal abuse.
End of rant. Discuss.