A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive barmitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"
"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he, too, tells me he has decided to become a Christian."
"What did you do?" asked the father.
"I turned to God for the answer" replied the Rabbi.
"And what did he say?" pressed the father.
"God said, 'Funny you should come to me...' "
Joke of the day - worried father
by MOG 4 Replies latest social humour
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MOG
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Hey, MOG:
Funny you should ...
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CoCo
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Another good one!
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R.Crusoe
A guy I met in a bar was on about the cost of Easter due to him having over 40 grandchildren to get eggs for!
He had purchased a bargain investment from a selective store that sold chocolate chickens, but was worried about all the arguing over who had to wait for the last egg to be laid!
I bought him a beer and told him once it gets past the first one he can stop worrying!
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Meeting Junkie No More
R. Crusoe - LOL!