joke of the day - Tax Auditor

by MOG 1 Replies latest social humour

  • MOG
    MOG

    At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.. While he was checking the books he turned to
    the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do
    with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back
    to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
    candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
    question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
    "What about all these matzo purchases?
    What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying
    to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them
    back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
    the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with
    all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save
    up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a
    year they send us a complete d&ck.

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    Lol this is great!

    hope

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