Do Rabbits believe in the Easter Bunny or are they agnostic?

by Asheron 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • loosie

    Well since I run a rabbit rescue, I can tell you the only thing rabbits believe in is making more rabbits.......

  • edmond dantes
    edmond dantes

    A lady opens her refridgerator and she sees a rabbit sitting there so she says "What are you doing in there?" the rabbit asks "is this a Westinghouse?" the lady replies" well yes" and the rabbit says well I'm just westing"

  • Gregor
  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Ah, the "other white meat" in due season, I see!

    My understanding of this matter is that each rabbit lives with the silent assurance that someday HE may be called upon to be the Easter Bunny, and his most sincere wish is to fulfill that calling with dignity and pride.

  • aSphereisnotaCircle

    How can the easter bunny be male and produce all those eggs??

    I bet he has a stable full of be-otches somewhere producing the ovum.

    On the other hand, they way he dresses, he must be gay......

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Why do you think the rabbit in the commercials never prayed for Trix? He was a heathen who would prefer to steal from young children.

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