Classic JW misconceptions. Then & now.

by jambon1 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • jambon1
    jambon1

    God, those pesky VHS recorders. I love how the positives of suchlike things amount to one paragraph of about 33 words. The dangers however............

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    "Everyone who leaves the truth and writes a book makes millions off it."

  • B_Deserter
    B_Deserter

    "You are responsible for the actions of people you vote for."

  • ninja
    ninja

    they are "God's organisation"

  • bigmouth
    bigmouth

    "Apostates leave the truth so that they can draw off people after themselves and start their own religion."

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Smurfs are demonized.

  • R.Crusoe
    R.Crusoe

    Apostates are gods charcoal!

  • Hermano
    Hermano

    Beards are a sing of revelion.

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    Then:

    "Aluminum is a tool of Satan and the Aluminum Trust!"

    Now:

    "10 years of reading Awakes is equivalent to a college degree!"

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Listening to heavy metal, having talismen or good luck charms, using a Ouija board, or being in a place where there is commotion can lead to demon attacks (I have yet to have one of those, but I might just sic the demons on them if they try to get me to go to the Crapmorial this evening).

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