I wonder how often wine spills happen at the Memorial. Has anyone seen any of the following:
- The wine bottle dropped or spilled onto the floor?
- Someone slopping wine onto someone's shirt, the chair, or the floor?
- Someone spilling the glass of wine onto someone's shirt or the floor?
- Someone dumping the table, spilling wine on the floor?
- The table getting hit hard enough to slop wine onto the tablecloth?
- A glass of wine getting dropped, preferably busted?
- Someone's littera-trash getting ruined because of a wine spill?
- A child hitting someone with the glass of wine, resulting in a spill?
- Having someone intentionally dump the wine on someone, perhaps a teenager doing it to the parent that dragged them in?
The crackers are less messy--they can be cleaned up with a vacuum cleaner instead of getting in the carpet or someone's suit to leave a stain. They can, however be knocked off the plate by passing them, have the whole plate dumped, or perhaps having the whole plate dropped (and hopefully busted). It is a waste of crackers when it happens, but it is the wine that can ruin fabrics, suits, carpets, and chairs by making nice stains and odors that can linger in the Kingdumb Hell for weeks after.
And, perhaps has anyone ever seen anyone break out that weed with the wine?