Boring Threads on Loyal Dub Sites

by Stephanus 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    You've seen them before: What's your favourite colour? Favourite spaghetti sauce recipe? And so on.

    Here's some subject lines I'd like to see (feel free to add):

    1. Describe the Wildest Orgasm you ever had.

    2. What's your favourite brand of cigar?

    3. What's the Most Lethal Cocktail you've ever Mixed?

    4. What is Your Favourite Piece of Latex Clothing?

    5. What Piercings or Tatoos do you have that you can't Show here?

    6. Who's your Favourite Collector at the Blood Bank?

    7. Name your Favourite "The Smurfs" character

    8. Your Recipe for Thanksgiving Stuffing

    "Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." - Groucho Marx

  • edward gentry
    edward gentry

    only one I feel compelled to respond to of those is the orgasm...
    I got it at a night club called julianis 10 years ago,lots of ice,
    cold glass...

  • TR
    TR

    Favorite flavor of edible panties-

    How many meetings missed in a row-

    How many elders you told to f**k off-

    Making up your own questions for the WT study, then answering them-

    Ever bitch-slap a stuck up elder's wife?

    Who's car did you puke in out in service-

    Ever slip any blood in a casserole at a JW picnic?

    Ever get drunk and go to a meeting?

    Ever get stoned and go to a meeting?

    Ask a prospective JW mate if they like oral sex while dating?

    TR

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    —Edmund Burke

  • Cassiline
    Cassiline

    "So how many doors did you pretend to knock on today"?

    I bought the whole damn collection of smurff's.

    Crap! I lost my pentagram!

    Crap! I lost my virginity!

    Crap! I lost my bible at that apostatefest!

    C

    When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

  • ISP
    ISP

    Oh the thread on favorite colours etc....you think thats what they are talking about? Hell no..its a high level of spiritual encryption allowing the intelligensia to discuss topics of a more sensitive nature/Do you really think they are that dumb?

    ISP

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    - Blackmailing your Judicial Committee; What Worked for you?

    - It's so Hard to Find a Good Black Pudding in the Shops Around Here!

    - Which of your Elders is Best in Bed?

    - Which of your Elders' Wives is Best in Bed?

    - Which of your Elders' Kids is Best in Bed?

    - Methods for Evading your Chaperone; Which Ones Work Best?

    - Nudism is the Perfect Edenic State; Where Shall we Practice?

    - Tricking the HLC into Thinking the Guy in the Next Bed is the Dub!

    - Pros and Cons of Various Inflammable Liquids for Burning Down Kingdom Halls

    "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Groucho Marx

  • Cassiline
    Cassiline

    Stephanus,
    I nearly fell off my chair when I read this one TFF.

    "Pros and Cons of Various Inflammable Liquids for Burning Down Kingdom Halls"

    C

    When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    -What to do when Items you Bought at a Garage Sale Start Talking to You

    - Which Part of the Kingdom Hall is Best for Secret Sexual Liaisons with your BF/GF?

    - Using the "Two Witnesses" Rule for Fun and Profit

    - Why Wait 'til Jehovah Kills the Apostates; Let's Start Now!

    - Running Ahead of Jehovah; Is He Getting Too Old to Keep up?

    - "Outdrink Rutherford" Competition This Weekend!

    - Tips for Driving your Fellow Bethelites Crazy

    "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Groucho Marx

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    - Preparing for the Great Tribulation: Best Recipes Involving Household Pets

    - So Desperate even Fred Hall's Beginning to look Attractive? Tips on Dating

    - What was your Favourite Hideout while Counting Time?

    - Bribery: The Fast Track to Congregational Privileges

    - Ways to get Mentioned in the Will of a Lonely Elderly Sister

    - If the End is so Close, how come my Elders Buy 30 Year Bonds?

    "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Groucho Marx

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    "Oral Sex - So what is the problem with just talking about sex???"

    "Short-sheeting your fellow Bethelites so as not to get caught"

    "Your favourite two-door sportscar"

    "Beard-plaiting - how to"

    "Favourite clothing optional resort"

    "Most reputable crack-dealer you've met"

    "Favourite grunge band"

    "Fast track your college level education - most intellectual Awake! articles"

    "On toilet cleaning duty this month? Great ways to start your pubic hair collection!"

    "Post your tips for counting time while fornicating"

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