Advance Fest Warning : Crumpet does Dallas - again 3-5 May 2008

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  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Dawg... Do they make champaign glasses that small? well I'll be damned.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Can I just add that nudity is NOT compulsory.

    Bellinis are.

  • Xena
    Xena

    you gonna dress in costume for the renfest crumpet?

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Nope I'm going to come as genu-ine polka dot tea dress Brit again and see how many complentary drinks I can get and of course wear stupid heels that get stuck in the mud and give me blisters and a pink plastic bag on my head for when it rains. I'll be soaking my butt in anti bug juice this time as a variation though - I swear I still have bite marks!

  • dawg
    dawg

    You'd be surprised how small glasses are these days...Priest.

    It seems that everytime I drink I end up naked.... usually with a cowboy hat on my head dancing an Irish jig.

    But the older I get the smaller the glasses become.... LOL......and the less nude dancing I do!

  • Xena
    Xena

    You should hear the Scots whine about midges here...just let them endure one bout with texas mosquitoes and then they will know REAL suffering!

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Xena,

    midgets? nobody said there would be midgets. every thing is funnier with midgets (and monkeys.)

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    You should hear the Scots whine about midges here...just let them endure one bout with texas mosquitoes and then they will know REAL suffering!

    That is a very good point young lady! But to be fair I can't blame all of it on the mozzies - I think Valis was partially responsible! Priest73 - midgets/dwarfs and some of the largest people you are ever likely to see will be at Renfest. Dawg - I hope you are actually going to come this time! I can find large glasses!

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Sounds like a date to us, RenFest is a lot of fun. (It's also a Boobie Paradise with all those period costumes !)

    Here a link to the RenFest: http://www.scarboroughrenfest.com/

    Enjoy...come on down !

  • Xena
    Xena

    Well while the Scots would probably complain about midgets as well...if they bite them anyway. Midges are tiny nasty little swarming insects that infest the Scottish Highlands during the summer. But they pale in comparison to Texas mosquitos, trust me.

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