FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents MR?MRS
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next you saying" Damn...We fxxxed up
FAKE FRIENDS: Never see you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME"!
FAKE FRIENDS ARE FOR A WHILE:
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the fxxk out of people that talk shit about me
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it........
So, the question I pose to you is...Are you a REAL FRIEND to me, or a FAKE FRIEND? My friendship is UNCONDITIONAL when you are MY friend.
NMG