THEOCRATIC TOOLBOX

by badboy 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • badboy
    badboy

    DID/DO YOU OWN ONE?

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    Unfortunately, I spilled a full bottle of logic all over the interior of my theocratic toolbox, and all the tools disintegrated....

  • badboy
    badboy

    HALLELEJAH,BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    Hmm...quiet tennies to sneak around without being heard...pedantic, tortured logic...ability to extract supporting text in the midst of disproving context...now, where's my feelings of pedophilia? Dammit!

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    Ability to gossip by making it appear you are "just concerned"... check

    Look, here are my lip condoms for kissing the @$$ of elders and CO's!

    Earplugs for the PO's wife whenever she talks... Check...

    Look! My coffee club card, almost time to get another free coffee for our afternoon break from FS! (20 punches = 1 free coffee... yum!)

    Is that my Stoops catalog?

    Thank gawd! My Payless Shoes coupon...

    This is the phone number from Sister SingleRegPioneer. She must be lonely, maybe I'll call.....

    How did these panties get in here?

    Here is a picture of the CO's Wife. (aka C.O.W.) Doesn't she ever smile?

    Hey, who wrote this web address in here: www.jehovahs-witness.com I wonder what its all about?

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Everything a well-prepared JW needs:

    http://www.stoopsmfg.com/

    For only a few hundred dollars, you too can "present yourself as a workman with nothing to be ashamed of."

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    How did these panties get in here?

    Well, you can bet they didn't get there from Sister SingleRegPioneer.

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Well, you can bet they didn't get there from Sister SingleRegPioneer.

    Nope, those look like the Presiding Overseer's ...

  • badboy
    badboy

    I SAWS ONE ON EBAY,WHICH IS WHY I STARTED THIS TOPIC

  • badboy
    badboy

    BTTTT

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