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the "dialectizer"

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectt.cgi

Edited by - TR on 28 November 2000 18:40:56

waiting

Hey Tom,

A word before the url address makes it work as a click: http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectt.cgi

As with Path, allow yourself to get in touch with your feminine side - and take instruction.

Men......

waiting - going now to visit this place of yours.

Hey Tom, A wo'd befo'e th' url address makes it wawk as a click: [b]url removed for Red's clarity]As wif Path, aller yo'seff t'git in touch witcher feminine side - an' take instruckshun. Men, as enny fool kin plainly see...... waitin' - gwine now t'viset this place of yourn.

Edited by - waiting on 29 November 2000 0:46:9

RedhorseWoman

Waiting.....which word? Any word? Which URL? His? Yours? I'm SO confused.......

waiting

Hey Red,

Are you serious? It's so hard for me sometimes to figure things out.

AhHah was the one who figured out that in order to make a url address into an automatic "click" - just add a word - any word - immediately before typing in the url.

Go visit! It's a great way to waste time and make fun of yourself!!! Thanks for pointing out that there were way too many url clicks on this thread. Sorry for confusion....

waiting

Edited by - waiting on 29 November 2000 0:47:39

Frenchy

TOP 25 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERNER SAY :

25. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."

24. "Duct tape won't fix that."

23. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."

22. "We don't keep firearms in this house."

21. "You can't feed that to the dog."

20. "No kids in the back of the pickup, it's not safe."

19. "Wrasslin's fake."

18. "I'll have grapefruit today instead of that biscuits and gravy."

17. "Who's Richard Petty?"

16. "Oh, give me the small bag of pork rinds."

15. "Deer heads detract from the decor."

14. "Spitting is such a nasty habit."

13. "Trim the fat off that steak!"

12. "The tires on that truck are too darn big."

11. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."

10. "I've got it all on floppy disk."

9. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"

8. "My fiance is registered at Tiffany's."

7. "Checkmate."

6. "She's too old to be wearing that bikini."

5. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"

4. "I don't have a favorite college team."

3. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'."

2. "Elvis who?" And the number one thing you will NEVER hear a Southerner say:

1. "I couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today!"

-Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it-

waiting

Hey Frenchy!

Have you been to those Suuuper WalMarts? Mannnnn, you can shop all night! 24 hours a day, and takes hours to traverse.

We don't have one in our town - but soon......the drawings are on the board. Btw, they did a study couple of years past, and discovered that a Super WalMart actually does away with jobs in town instead of bringing more jobs in. Indepedent stores are put out of business, along with their employees.

A redneck dies and left his entire fortune to his beloved wife. She couldn't touch it until she was fourteen. Jeff Foxworthy

waiting

I'm still waiting for all the old cars to be moved off our property. Another sure sign of living in the south.....

Frenchy

Hey, waiting. Have you heard about the new cologne for men? It's guaranteed to make them irresistable to women.
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It smells like Wal-Mart!

-Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it-

Frenchy

What? No comment on the Wal-Mart thing? Oh, well.
How about some Clinton humor???

After a weekend trip home to Arkansas, Bill Clinton stepped from the
helicopter and onto the White House lawn. He was carrying two
Arkansas-bred hawgs, one under each arm. At the bottom of the steps, a young Marine snapped to attention, saluted sharply and said,
"Fine looking pigs, sir!"
Clinton turned and glared at the boy. "Son, don't You know I'm from Arkansas? These here ain't pigs. They're hawgs."
The Marine shot back, "Marine begs the Commander-In-Chief's pardon, sir! Fine looking hawgs, sir!"
Clinton smiled with pride and the young man relaxed. The President went on, "Thank you, son. You see this one here?" He lifted up the pig under his right arm. "I got this one for Chelsea."
Then he nodded to the hawg on his left. "And this one here, I got for
Hillary."
At that, the Marine snapped back to attention and said, "Outstanding trade,sir!"

-Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it-

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