The Dance Of The Flaming Assholes....

by Englishman 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • zev

    somehow plh, i knew you could.

    -August 8th, 2001 - The day the lambs ROARED

  • safe4kids

    Yes, yes, yes harmony and zev...but what about your arses?? Got any cool arse tricks???

    Inquiring minds wanna know!!!


    "...I'd walk with my people if I could find them..."

    Third Eye Blind, Deep Inside of You

  • zev

    hmmm......not yet....but somehow i think someone may show me a few in the future..... [;D]

    -August 8th, 2001 - The day the lambs ROARED

  • lisaBObeesa


    I had no idea this would be about LITERAL flaming assholes! LOL!

    Just based on the title of this thread, I thought it was about a certain 'screwed up' thread.

    ;) LisaBObeesa

  • Satanus

    You guys aren't jehovahs witnesses are you? No? Niether am i.

  • zev

    oh satan....
    i am


    do you need forgiveness satan?

    let me bless you.

    -The "Truth" is out there! TRUST NO ONE!

  • Satanus


    Satan doesn't believe in the existence of sin, therefor satan never sins. Satan doesn't believe in himself. Forgiveness is for the one doing it more than the one receiving. Blessings are always accepted, so are cheques, especially large ones if they are good. Satan has spoken.

  • unclebruce

    LOL@lisaB (i had a bet each way)

    My party trick .. mm .. lets see .. can anyone here stand on a bar, hands behind thier back, legs about 1' apart, bend over and pick up a pint of beer from below bar height with thier teeth, drinking it as they slowly raise thier heads? I can't, but a german mate of mine can .. um .. butt i can run naked down the main street for a bet and spin yarns and make strange noises and stuff ..

  • mike047

    EMAN; I saw a bloke perform the act you described at the British Enlisted man's Club in Hong Kong once. He did the dance, and to make the event more enjoyable...He had an eye tatooed on each cheek. We were promptly ejected from the club. Very memorable.....

    I was just relating this inspiring event to a coworker the other day.

  • COMF

    Lighting farts is evil. Those who persist in this demon-inspired activity will not escape God's wrath:


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