Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: When can Becky come over and turn my freezer upside down so it can be fixed?
RollerDave: Uh, when she has time, she's out shopping for my birthday.
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: Oh.
RollerDave: See, I'm allowed to celebrate my birthday, and you aren't. So there.
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: OK, but she's the only one who can turn my freezer upside down, you know a screw fell out of it and only Becky is strong enough....
RollerDave: You just think that because she's so tall. Anyone could turn that over, it's no big deal really.
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: Oh. Do you have a car?
RollerDave: Yes mother I have a truck, it's HUGE...
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: Well then you could come over...
RollerDave: It's so BIG! It's ginormous!
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: And you could...
RollerDave: BIG BIG BIG! h00h00, that thing's large.
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: It is?
RollerDave: Oh, and what's more, it's not just big, but also 'big-like' which is a distinction without a difference.
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: Uh, OK...
RollerDave: I mean it's MASSIVE.
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: So that's what you like about it? It's big?
RollerDave: Well, also that it is so unsuitable for field service.
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: It's no good for field service?
RollerDave: Yeah! When I go out in the Apostate Field Ministry, spreading evil lies about the Witchtower Babble and Trick society, I can only fit about six evil apostates into it.
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: Uh.... OK... Huh?
RollerDave: Yeah, when we go door to door in the Apostate Field Ministry.
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: Ok, well tell Becky I'd like her to give me a call OK?
RollerDave: Ok, mom. gotta go, Evil Slave hugs n kisses!
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: What?
RollerDave: Evil Slave hugs and kisses!
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: Oh you!
RollerDave: Evil Slave out!
Deaf Alzheimer's Lady: Uh, OK, bye.
click.
I'm not sure how much of this she really got, but it was still a hoot and a holler.
RD