In the late twentieth, early twentyfirst century, the All-Wise Internet Jehovah saw fit to limit the bandwidth "declaring his name." Thousands of individual JW's were producing and maintaining websites "for the name". The proliferation of JW message boards discussing the future paradise, supporting the "slave's" mandates and helping other JW's find suitable mates was semi-astronomical. Internet Jehovah in his infinite wisdom shut this all down.
Apostle Minimus now controls all of Jehovah's bandwidth. It is his exclusive responsibility as the Internet's "Faithful and Wise Servant" to minister to all the domestics their "food in due season." Is there any doubt that Internet Jehovah has blessed this arrangment? Therefore on this day, November 9, 2007, let this banner be unfurled:
MINIMUS, MINIMUS, MINIMUS . . . . THE KING AND HIS INTERNET KINGDOM!!!!!