Can I please share the link my Mom sent me? I nearly brought up my hotdog.
Sharing the latest email from Mom.
by momzcrazy 9 Replies latest jw friends
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deaconbluez
YOU'RE JUST NOT APPRECIATIVE OF THE SPIRITUAL PARADISE!!!!! COME BACK TO JEHOVAH!!!!!
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momzcrazy
Ohhh, that's what she was trying to do.
I'll just rush on back.. Do you think they'll like my black fairy Halloween costume?
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Gopher
Momzcrazy,
I suggest every time she sends you one of these smilefests, send back something a little more realistic.
Start with this one -- "Jehovah's Witnesses: History of Shame"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlHbz5G4UTM
Turnabout is fair play.
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momzcrazy
Gopher,
I like the one on youtube called JW Court Testimony. The elder is one I know, my abusive, alcoholic elder dad's best friend. I grew up with him as an uncle, he cried with me when my dad died. I thought she might like to see him lying over and over.
I like the way you think!
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Gopher
Momz,
Was that the one where the elder said "JW's don't shun"? Geez, they'll say anything (under the guise of "theocratic warfare") when backed into a corner. However, if your mom saw THAT video, she'd probably say the elder was telling the truth!! (We don't shun, we just disfellowship -- and it's a loving provision yadda yadda.)
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Burger Time
Man and women walking with bear...bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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momzcrazy
That's the one. My 12 year old saw it and I was able to explain how they are trained to speak out both sides of their mouths.
Unfortunately my mom does blindly follow. I wish I could change that.
The movie brought tears to my eyes too, but I always tear up when I vomit.
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TheSilence
Yeah... I couldn't really stomach enough of that to see where it went.
Jackie
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changeling
Poor baby...