What would a meeting be like if.....

by roybatty 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • TR

    Hey Dark,

    Just to warn you; I don't do 'easy listening'! LET'S ROCK!


    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    —Edmund Burke

  • bboyneko 2
    bboyneko 2

    I'd show up naked.

  • Sirona

    I'd love to be on the literature desk. There'd be some GREAT leaflets available including my own personal "Witchtower"...and there'd be space on the desk for my fortune cards if anyone wants to know if theres an impending catastrophe.


  • nelly136

    euw thanx for the visuals roy,
    fred doing number 2's on the platform,
    think I'll just go to the beach instead

  • JanH


    Personally, I'd be sitting in the front from to watch Xena and Harmony do the demos on the service meeting :)

    I'd be the School Overseer Oh yes, we do JW.com-style, eh, corrections of the "students" afterwards! (Sorry, Tracy, but perhaps we'll have a B class down in the basement for you to oversee?)

    Doesn't all KHs have crappy chairs?

    - Jan
    "Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets

  • Xena

    Cool concept Roybatty

    uuummm will there be a shower on stage for Harmony & Myself??? (I have a dream....)

  • safe4kids

    Hey, can I be goddess of the library? Just think...three 'elders' and me...all alone...hey, instead of verbalizing confessions, perhaps we could act them out?? Instead of judicial committees, we could have seducing committees!


    "...I'd walk with my people if I could find them..."

    Third Eye Blind, Deep Inside of You

  • Seeker

    For a certainty, You Know would be giving the instruction talk, and LarsGuy would be peppering him with interruptions and questions about how the material applies to astrochronology. FredHall would be running the mikes, winking at the cute sisters.

  • Ranchette

    If Fred Hall ever made it to the stage booing would definitly be allowed!

    But it's doubtful he would ever make it to the stage because Alf would be chasing him all over the place.
    Also if you let Fred handle mics they must be cordless for the very same reason as stated above!

    We wouldn't want court cases from people being tripped so we may have to consider putting Fred and Alf in cages.


  • TR

    Fred running the mics:

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    —Edmund Burke

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