i just made these up. They probably suck, but who cares, it's a start. Let's see how creative we can get....
HOW DO YOU GET A SISTER TO PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE?
Tell her you're one of the annointed
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JW READING THE BIBLE WITHOUT WATCHTOWER STUDY AIDS?
HOW DO YOU CONVINCE YOUR FIELD SERVICE GROUP TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB?
tell them they should work "where the need is greater"