I found six dollars in my old service bag!!!!

by changeling 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • bikerchic

    Six bucks here will buy you a Trio ticket in the lottery!

  • AllTimeJeff

    I found $20 in my old elders bag last month, so I did what any good ex elder should, I went and watched the game and had some hot wings and beer!

  • BFD

    Changeling, you'll never believe this but tonight I was helping my friend move and there was a pile of files in the file cabinet and he asked me to remove them and put them on the desk so he could go through them later. I grabbed a handful of files and they slipped from my hands. Laying in all the papers on the floor... $1,000 cash! He doesn't remember ever putting that money in there. WTF?!? I still can't imagine misplacing that much money. I just wanted to smack him.

    Take the six bucks and rent a movie or something.


  • SirNose586

    Friggen' apostates with your suggestions to put that in the contribution box! For shame!

    I know: get lunch. Hopefully In 'N Out if you've got it in your state.

  • LoverOfTruth

    Donate it to the owner of this Websote.

  • tula

    Buy yourself a nice journal book and a pen that you really like.

  • mkr32208

    buy the hustler tear out every page, go to the assembly and put one page in each box! I wish when I helped empty those boxes there was something that interesting in there!

  • JK666

    Guy Powerball tickets, and if you win laugh all the way to the bank.


  • WTWizard

    That $6 is enough for a few scratch offs, a pack of smokes, some beer, renting a couple of R-rated movies, a PPV porn flick, a Christmas or Halloween ornament, or to donate to an apostate Web site. It can also be used toward buying Crisis of Conscience, put in a Christmas fund so you will be able to use it for gifts, or toward getting that CD or video game that the Tower made you throw away or wouldn't let you buy. Or you can put it toward paying current bills or that college fund (though $6 is not going to get you far in college these days). Finally, you can save it.

    Putting it in any contribution box is not recommended. You will be paying for silencing of pedophiles and helping the Tower spread its cancer into areas of Africa where they don't need any money. If you are going to donate it, I suggest donating it to the Salvation Army, the Red Cross, your favorite apostate Web site, or another church.

  • BlackPearl

    Give it to a little kid and watch his/her eyes light up.


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