If you were a

by John Doe 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • Tyrone van leyen
    Tyrone van leyen

    I hope John is reading anything sexual into this. It's just my desire to be a banana. Thats it!

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I think I would be a Twinkie, cause they're oh so good, everyone wants to eat them, and they're filled with white cream. ;-)

  • changeling
    changeling

    It's gettin' hot in here!

    changeling

  • sweetface2233
    sweetface2233
    Banana splits only go good with the right toppings. Pineapple, strawberry or even, chocolate.

    Ever try one w/ warm peaches? It could get a cult following.

  • Tyrone van leyen
    Tyrone van leyen

    No I havn't, sweetface. I always like trying new things though. But lets face it John, there's only so much you can do with a twinkie. Wasn't that Archie Bunkers favorite snack. LOL! I'll bet Edith enjoyed it, just as much though.

    Stay away from those processed foods, they'll get you in the end.

  • sweetface2233
    sweetface2233
    I'll bet Edith enjoyed it

    puke

  • Tyrone van leyen
    Tyrone van leyen

    I know Sweetface. Using Edith Bunker eating processed foods, was a low blow, but I couldn't resist. Why don't you try being lettuce, or something for that tossed salad John.

    Wait a minute I know, unleavened bread. You can be the body of Christ. You will be eaten by folks who are going to rule in heaven. Now thats KINKY. You could even disguise yourself as unleavened pizza. LOL Okay I'll stop now. I think sometimes, I like pickin on John, as much as I like pickin on Terry.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Nothing wrong with processed foods--in fact, in most cases they're safer than organic. ;-)

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Green Jello. I don't know why.

  • Tyrone van leyen
    Tyrone van leyen

    I hear ya John. My case is different though, because I have a stomach disaese called celiacs. I can't eat processed foods or anything containing Gluten. Because the villi in my lower intestine has been destroyed, I even have a hard time digesting meats, and dairy products. It is lethal for me. I don't get many choices for food. Again, I wish I were a banana!

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