Bumper stickers

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  • MegaDude
    MegaDude

    "If you don't like the way I drive, stay the hell off the sidewalk."

    "We'll get along fine, as soon as you realize I'm God."

  • Francois
    Francois

    Saw this bumper sticker the other day while stopped behind a lady in an SUV at a stop light: "Honk if You Love Jesus."

    So I honked.

    She rolled the window down, twisted around in her seat so she could look backwards out the car window and yelled: "Can't you see the God-damn light is red?"

    Francois

  • datsdethspicable
    datsdethspicable

    Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.

  • Moridin
    Moridin

    "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him!"

  • Isis
    Isis

    Isis

    The best bumper sticker I ever saw said this:

    "Dear God, Please protect me......from your followers!"

    Isis

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Francois, That was pricless! LOL

    Saw this bumper sticker the other day while stopped behind a lady in an SUV at a stop light: "Honk if You Love Jesus."
    So I honked.

    She rolled the window down, twisted around in her seat so she could look backwards out the car window and yelled: "Can't you see the God-damn light is red?"

    No joke, I saw this on a truck............Horn blows, so does the driver.

    "I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."

  • Cassiline
    Cassiline

    Lilacs THAT was funny. Kinda goes along with the rest of "Mean people Suck, Nice people Swallow."

    Normal people worry me.

    I hear Voices... and they don't like you.

    C

    When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

  • Cassiline
    Cassiline

    OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

    C

    When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    LOL Cassie Does that mean I have to swallow? LOL ewwwwwwww

    I like the one you posted " I hear voices...........They don't like you" LOL

    "I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."

  • Cassiline
    Cassiline

    LOL Lilacs............. It says NICE people swallow, and that you are. SO STOP spitting!!!!! LOLOLOL

    C

    When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

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