A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.
Peter.....St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any
contact with a penis?"She giggles and shyly replies,"Well I once
touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter
says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have
you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant
but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter
says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the
gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of
girls; one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she
reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the
rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy
Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."