Just had the thought cross my mind: Going to a convention dressed up as Boy George or that dude from Dead or Alive, you know from The Wedding Singer? Steve Bucemi was going "Ooo I like her."
Yes, I know along with the baptism with panties thing it must make some people wonder, but my main focus is on something that would mess with them. It doesn't have to be of the she-male variety - so any ideas occur to you?