Found this on FREEMINDS
Before reading, kindly set your banjos to "The Beverly Hillbillies"
The Ballad of the Watchtower Hillbillies (by Scully)
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Now listen to a story about the Watchtower Crew
The followers’ll tellya everything They say is True
But then one day when the sky was clear and blue
The closet door flew open and there they were with U…..
N that is……
United Nations, shenanigations
Well the Wild Beast admitted to a 9 year long love fest
With old Uncle Miltie and Freddie and the rest
The Governing Body was caught with their pants down
Whoring with the Wild Beast without so much as a reach-around
“Do not touch the disgusting thing”
Hear ‘em sing……
Folks were all a-flutter about this Unholy mess
Accusations and denials flew in alt.religion.jehovahs-witn
Finally from Brooklyn came the ‘reassuring’ word
“Yes we were affiliated; what on earth is so absurd??”
It was writ
Hypocrite
Lloyd and Uncle Miltie were caught with their pants down
Cavorting with the Great Red Beast that makes good jWs frown
“Touch not the unclean and disgusting thing” the Watchtower would say
Yet here they were, in secret, a-going ‘all the way’
“What you sow
You shall reap”
The Friends all gathered ‘round and rallied their support
“The Brothers had their reasons, no matter what the sort”
It made no difference, the years of filthy lies
About whoring with the Scarlet Beast, without an alibi
Fornicate
Then berate
Really when you’ve thought on it, it should come as no surprise
That a loving God will expose a Wicked Wolf in disguise
They are not at all held dear as favored sons and daughters
So have no fear, their end is near, get ready for the slaughter
The Beast will turn
Let the REAL Harlot burn
Dear friends and neighbours take a warning about this and other cults
They want to control the minds of all, children and adults
Recruiting new members with talk of Paradise
To charm the unsuspecting and ensnare them in their evil pack of lies
They’re uncouth
It ain’tThe Truth™
The moral of the story is that cultish crap piles deep
The leaders do whatever they want and keep the membership asleep
Caught compromising with the Scarlet Beast, don’t you dare expect them to weep
After all, it’s over a hundred years that they’ve been screwing “sheep”
Break free
From Beastiality
Y'all come back now, y'hear!!
Scully's "Ballad of the Watchtower Hillbillies" Too funny
by AWAKE&WATCHING 5 Replies latest jw friends
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AWAKE&WATCHING
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Stealth453
Priceless!!!!!
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AWAKE&WATCHING
I know
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changeling
Cute!
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AlmostAtheist
Soooooo nice!
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