Daniel-P's Convention Experience

by daniel-p 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • changeling
    changeling

    You are a very good writer. You made an ordinary, even boring day, fun and amuseing for us. Thanks for the entertainment.

    changeling

  • coaster
    coaster

    I can not believe you wrote this great post and did not one time cite the THEME of the convention. If I ever hear that phrase again!!!!! So overdone.

    coaster

  • hemp lover
    hemp lover

    "Of course, it would just be unseemly for a grown man to crawl down on the floor, stretch out, and stare at the bolts holding the seats down, but for some reason that's the one thing I want to do most when I'm sitting there in the middle of all that dub-rabble."

    I dare you. And then report back, please.

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    Daniel-P,

    You remain in the rare form I fondly remember from the last DC - damn good! Keep up the fine work, good and faithful slave and enter into your rest.......and a Bud...

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Top-notch!

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    True all inspiration has gone out of them and I wonder why the dubs put up with the same boring talks year after year. At least they have seriously stagnated which means they are passed their prime.

  • coaster
    coaster

    whatever you do, don't count any groups of people there.

    coaster

  • seattleniceguy
    seattleniceguy

    Hey daniel-p,

    Long time! Just wanted to say I enjoyed your report.

    until I went back to imagining myself racing my bike in circles around the floor sections while everyone gazed on glassy eyed, in their waxen rapture.

    This line was such a great description of the pent-up madness I think we all feel sitting in those seats, I had to laugh out loud. That would be pretty fun, wouldn't it?

    SNG

  • Highlander
    Highlander
    ( . )( . )

    LOL

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Excellent!..I was bored to tears and didn`t have to attend..LOL!!...OUTLAW

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