THE THEOLOGY OF TOYS

by mommy 2 Replies latest social humour

  • mommy
    mommy

    Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.

    Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.

    Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.

    Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

    Anglican - They were our toys first.

    Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.

    Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.

    Atheism - There is no toy maker.

    Polytheism - There are many toy makers.

    Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.

    Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.

    Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go
    straight to hell if we catch you selling ours.

    B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us.

    Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.

    Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.

    Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.

    Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.

    Hedonism - Hang the rule book! Let's play!

    Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.

    7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.

    Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.

    Baptist - Once played, always played.

    Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.

    Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.

    Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.

    Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.

    Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.

    I thought this was cute and thought I would share
    wendy

    Blind faith can justify anything.~Richard Dawkins

  • larc
    larc

    Jehovah's Witnesses: There are good toys and bad toys. Smurfs, soldiers, and anatomicly correct dolls are bad toys. It is wrong to buy toys at garage sales.

  • crownboy
    crownboy

    Very funny, Wendy.

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