A blonde/Irish joke

by misanthropic 5 Replies latest social humour

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic

    An attractive, well built blonde from Dublin arrived and bet
    twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
    completely nude".
    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
    yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"


    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES!
    YES! I WON, I WON!"

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
    her clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

    MORAL OF THE STORY- - - -
    Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb
    but all men are men.

  • hilannj
    hilannj

    hahaha.. that is great!!!

  • stillajwexelder
  • John Doe
    John Doe

    and all blondes are strippers? ? ? ;-)

  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    Yep.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    2 kewt

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