Have/Do you 'fake' orgasms?

by AK - Jeff 52 Replies latest social relationships

  • BFD
    BFD

    Does it count if you fake it with yourself?

    BFD

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I find this topic most penetrating.

  • stillajwexelder
  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

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    I wonder if they it is because LDS and the JWs are fakes? (just kidding if you went from JW to LDS...or LDS to JW......... I dont mean to insult your choice of cults religion)

    SnakesInTheTower (of the "orgasm, what orgasm?" Sheep Class)

  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep

    Never!
    Yes? I'm here.
    LOL...I almost typed "Nvr!" but didn't want to start any trouble.

  • magoo
    magoo

    ......i feel like i'm in simpsonville....along with all the simpsonites....

    magoo

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    Nope. I have had sevenths and more that were nothing more than dry heaves ... with the same spasms and the same brain numbing "little death". Not "in a row" like IP_SEC ... check into whether you have priapism, Matt sheez, seven in a row? You're only supposed to take ONE pill, buddy. That can't be healthy, mate. I have enjoyed as many as eleven in a day, but never more than three in a row.

    Should this thread really be in relationships instead of adult?

  • FreedomFrog
    FreedomFrog
    Does it count if you fake it with yourself?

    LMAO....are you saying you're NOT that good even with yourself?????

  • RAF
    RAF

    Since my roomate brought his a girlfriend lately - I could hear every kind of real LOUD stuff - but only her (never heard him) on one side its very funy cause it really LOOKED LIKE TOTAL FAKE or let say worst exageration possible and on the other side it was bothering because it was at any and several times during the night and early morning (so it woke me up - and who knows who in the building) but moreover because beneeth and abobe my flat everybody may think it's me, ... Argh ! ... geeeeeeeeeez !!!

    After the second time (before they get into the room) I've told her nicely : Unless you feel to tell everybody in the building that you are the one who is making so much noise please keep the control ... So of course the answer was : Oh I'm sorry I can't control it - but guess what? Since then she controles apparaently because NO vocal NOISE but I can here " flap-flap-flap" noises which give me an idea about the position (LOL - even more funny)

    He was supposed to leave in january, still here, but since he knows her it's almost done they are supposed to get together in their own appartement in November !!! which will be long enough : not sur the flap-flap-flap noise will make me laugh very long too.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Sometimes after about 6 or 8 times in a row and all I got are dry heaves. Yes I have.

    Old goldminer that I am, I refer to that as "dryblowing"...

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