Nick the Dragon Slayer ...
Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful queen with
voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his
desire would be death should he try to touch them. The king was a very
jealous man.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the king's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy
his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The
next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a litt le bit into the queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the king and queen that only special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer
would work as the cure for the itch.
The king quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician
then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,
which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick
worked passionately on the queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer
left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the
king, with a laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the king's underwear. The king immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer...
Moral of the story: Pay your bills!
Nick the Dragon Slayer ...
by eclipse 4 Replies latest social humour
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eclipse
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Bumble Bee
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OMG - I have to go, I have some bills to pay!!!!!!!
BB
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eclipse
LOL BB, I thought it was funny too and had to share it!
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Paralipomenon
lol, I love it!
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delilah
LMAO all the way to the bank......to pay my bills.....Good one!!!!!