Careful What you Wish For

by delilah 3 Replies latest social humour

  • delilah
    delilah

    >>Subject: Fw: Careful what you wish for!
    >>
    >>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their
    >>>>>>bomb making class in Toronto, when one notices the other has a huge
    >>>>>>cork stuck in his ass.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>If you do not mind me saying,"stated the second, "that cork looks very
    >>>>>>uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck
    >>>>>>in my ass."
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>I do not understand," said the other.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>The first Arab says, "I was walking along Bloor Street and I tripped
    >>>>>>over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man
    >>>>>>in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling
    >>>>>>out. He said, "I am Captain Canada , the Genie. I can grant you one
    >>>>>>wish."
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>I said, "No shit?"
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>God Bless Canada
    >>>>>>

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    good one!

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    ...you just might get it,....LOL

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    Ok delilah,

    It took me a minute but I finally got it! That was cute. I'm get'n slow in my old age : )

    nj

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