Name Things You Love About Being An Ex- Jehovah's Witness (page 4)

free2think

Um excuse me guys but i thought this thread was about things you love about being an ex-witness? Or was i wrong?

nvrgnbk

What about you nvr, what do you love about being a ex-witness?

Know what Mr. Flipper?

You said it all.

I would just like to expound on what you said about your view of people. It feels so good to look for and find the positive. We really thought the "worldly" people were deeply flawed and unhappy. Now we know that we're all the same. Complicated beings full of goodness, trying to understand and control the rest.

Really. You broke it down. And here I thought I was the only one doing the "Clark Kent" thing.

nvrgnbk

a pit bull will eventually let go

Nice! Go on. Really. Please.

WTWizard

Getting to set up Christmas decorations, even though it is still summer (and just wait until the air conditioner season winds down, for the Christmas tree--artificial, so it can stay fresh for decades--goes up. And not having to worry about worshiping the sun in doing so. Also, being able to listen to Christmas songs without worrying about it.

No meetings or service. I even blew off the Crapmorial, and I am blowing off the Grand Boasting session. Of course, it means not giving a $&^# if they have their usual deficit this time on Sunday afternoon.

Working without having to rush home for a meeting or to go out in service so at least I will get some time in for the month. Or, having to worry about the meetings running late or having someone lingering later.

Being able to bash the crap out of the Watchtower Society without worrying about getting rudely cut off or the storm of backlash that it will cause if I attempt to do it in the Kingdumb Hell.

Not having to worry about donating money into the Kingdumb Hell projects. If they hand out more pledge slips, I will not get one because I will not be at the meetings; if they mail me one, they will not get it back in one piece since I will shred it.

bigdreaux

a man is flying on a plane. a beautiful woman sits next to him. he strikes up a conversation. he asks her what she does for a living. she informs him she is an expert on sexuality and is on a trip to give a speech about sexual misconceptions. he asks her what she means. she said, well, for instance, did you know that indians are actually the most well endowed race? the guy said, no, i din't know that. she then said, and jewish guys last the longest. the guy said wow. then she said, and cajun men make the best all around lovers. then she gets bashful. she said, i'm sorry i shouldn't even be telling you these things, i don't even know your name. the guy says, i'm tonto, tonto goldstein, but, my friends call me boudreaux