A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read,
"Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."
Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the
waitress, "Five dollars each for lobster tails -- is that
correct?"
"Yes," she said. "It's our special just for today."
"Well," he said, "they must be little lobster tails."
"No," she replied, "it's the really big lobster."
"Big red lobster tails, $5 each?" he said, amazed. "They
must be old lobster tails!"
"No, they're definitely today's."
"Today's big red lobster tails -- $5 each?" he repeated,
astounded.
"Yes," she insisted.
"Well, here's my five dollars," he said. "I'll take one."
She took the money and led him to a table where she invited
him to sit down. She then sat down next to him, put her hand
on his shoulder, leaned over close to him, and said, "Once
upon a time there was a really big, red lobster..."
Silly Joke
by Clam 3 Replies latest social humour
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Clam
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purplesofa
hahahaha
makes me think of the lobster from The Little Mermaid..........wish I could think of his name.
cute joke
purps
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coolhandluke
Sebastian
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misanthropic
makes me think of the lobster from The Little Mermaid..........wish I could think of his name.
cute jokeSebastian and yes I've watched The Little Mermaid maybe a little too much ;-)
That was a very cute joke Clam