Freestyle Part 2 - if its your time

Crumpet

Tell us how it went in verse or ryhme:

I had a conversation

With my ex man

He said I couldnt

I said I can.

Who do I believe:

I am That I am?

Am I who I made me

Or just a sham?

RichieRich

To be truthful

I don't think I'll be useful

Cause to what you just said,

my mind is dead

maybe your rhymes is too deep

or maybe I needs me more sleep

but I can tell you this

yesterday, like a fish

I went to the pool

and made the ladies drool

for my juice is sweet like georgia peaches

women suck it up like leeches

this summer I'll be hitting up the shore

and giving the ladies a little bit more

Working on my tan

showing the fellas a real man

but right now I'm coming off the soap box

cause my rhymes is sick like chicken pox

and I don't want nobody gettin' sick

cause this simple for me like flickin' yo Bic.

Tyrone van leyen

So lil miss Crumpet talked to her ex

In the name of love, or was it for sex?

Ol Rictchie sure doesn't sound well today,

I thought he was your squeeeze, the ultimate lay,

Youv'e said you have the feet of a hobbit

well, if Ritchie keeps peircin he'll end up like bobbit

nice to join in this rhymin thread,

Glad to see Ritchies out of his bed

now your makin him use his head.

but not the one that's throbbin

RichieRich

Hey yo van Leyen

I agree with what you be sayin

Why you gotta pick on me

I'm really nice you see

Where oh where is my crumpet

She should see this thread when I bump it

I'm going out to grab a few things

I'll be back to see what she sings

zanex

well reading these many a line

seeing how this happens all the time

I wonder if this trick

could help me to lick

all these crazy jw dreams that seem to stick...

with these crazy words..spinnin..

these crazy pics the psycho JW grinnin

damn wish theyd stop movin

my target isnt groovin...BLAM!

damn..missed again...tried to hit the center

only thing i did was hit "enter"

none of its real...

lost ALL of its appeal...

words...nothing more...nothing less

just a way to release more stress...

time to bail this ship...

this df'd, never letting it go trip

so after this little flow..

somethin's GOT to go...

so this is me...spittin off

not comin back...not soft..

-Z-

My ex called me today
he asks me if this time he can stay
but I said "sure why not, I've got this perfect spot"
I've got this little room outside the house that is free
so you can always be there near me. And bark at passers by
so they can hear you moarning cry and pet you when you are sad
I know you would be glad. Because that is all you want, attention!
or make people feel sorry for you, should I menton.
But no honey I have no hard feelings.
It is just that I already had enough of dealings.
And not only dealings but hittings and beatings.
So now every morning I wake I ask myself 'for goodnes sake, were you crazy?"
how could you marry someone that lazy?
I don't know honey my memory is hazy
Could it be the opium of the cult? Bur right now I'm sober as result
and have become an adult, and you and your religon are nothing but insult.

Tyrone van leyen

I see what you mean Rich

I know what your sayin

It's really the watchtower

I should be slayin

Zanex rhymes have got me movin

there rules and punishments just arn't groovin

The watchtower's dudes need a lot of proovin

There they kept us down and humble

Lets bash the tower and watch it crumble

Let Crumpet take a mag to crumple

No one here will ever stumble

lonelysheep

I was scared as hell to make a speech
Thought, no way I can do this, too far out my reach

Then I get to the building and laugh with a smile
Oh shoot, look at this mess, that oughtta take a while

A while to clean up and dry vac a slippery floor
Please don't let the professor unlock that classroom door

I get in the room and plop my arse down
Unexpectedly, my face is wearing a smile instead of a frown

For I got out of a scary assignment for one night
But guess what world, Thursday's my new day for fright!

lonelysheep

Words can't express how much I miss my friend
Sometimes I kick something, wishing this pain would just end

Friend probably wonders, WTF is wrong with her
Why won't she go to someone warm, rather than me, a cold brrrrr

The truth is, I haven't bonded with anyone in a while
The genuine feeling has been absent since the last time you made me smile

But what on earth did I do to spark an ignore
Then rational thought comes back and tells me life has made you its whore

So lo and behold, my heart has to shine through
For being your friend is what I've been fortunate to do

And if there's any one thing I want you to know
It's that no matter what life throws our way, our friendship will grow.

lonelysheep

"Ode to Crumpet" (thanks for starting this thread)

Her sparkly personality has blessed us at JWD
She's funny, witty and a big time cutie

We're lucky to have her as our friend
Each day she doesn't post, we miss her to no end

She can be serious and a joker, honest and true
We are a comfort she turns to, in the moments she feels blue

Someone who comes close to the edge yet doesn't cross it
Is what we all need in our lives, particularly when realizing the WT's full of $hit

Thank you, Crumpet, for just being you
May anyone who comes your way, appreciate you as we do.

Freestyle Part 2 - if its your time - it wont be crime

Crumpet

RichieRich

Tyrone van leyen

RichieRich

zanex

MariAruet

Tyrone van leyen

lonelysheep

lonelysheep

lonelysheep

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