by PinTail 32 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
To serve where the need is greatest
jehovah will richly bless all those serving him (in fact they serve the interets of men hiding behind the WTS)
this system of things/the new system of things
jehovah's organisation our loving mother
how did you get to know the truth brother?
Look for some NEW LIGHT on this subject in the near future.
TRANSLATION:
We screwed up again and are working on a patch for you to download.
"Any honest hearted person knows"
If you question certain teachings you must not be honest hearted.
jimbo
I wouldn't say it's a favorite of mine, because I want to scream whenever I hear it.... but it's used so frequently by JWs:
Wait On Jehovah™
Yeah, like old Hovah is gonna get right on that. Morons.
What a "loving" organization we belong to.
World Wide Brotherhood.
Meat in due season.
I need some more caffine before I can come up with some more!
BB
The light keeps getting brighter and brighter.
I was always told to "walk away from the light"! lol
BB
..Was`nt that a Fine talk..Isn`t that a Fine article.....Everything is just Fine with the JW`s..Fine..Fine..Fine..Come up with a new word already!!..LOL!!...OUTLAW
I used to go up to the visiting brother after he gave his talk and say..."that was the worst talk I have heard so far at this hall"....the guys used to laugh ....particularly as they were expecting the usual "lovely talk brother"...they appreciated a bit of humour I think
ninja - I once went up and told a "brother" I enjoyed his talk, he said "well I should hope so" .
BB
I used to go up to the visiting brother after he gave his talk and say..."that was the worst talk I have heard so far at this hall"....the guys used to laugh ....particularly as they were expecting the usual "lovely talk brother"...they appreciated a bit of humour I think
As do we ninja!
When I was at Bethel we would make fun of the overuse of the word encouraging. Pronounced enkaraging for proper effect.
Everyfreakin'thing was encouraging. I feel encouraged to vomit just thinking about it.
