Arguments JW's can't argue with.....I think???

by Adolfius 10 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • BEROEAN
    BEROEAN

    Here's an argument I like to use with an evolutionist:

    Me: So you say God doesn't exist, but life evolved from some primordial soup right?

    Epicurus: That's right. Life came into existence by accident in this mechanical universe.

    Me: So, it all started with this massive explosion; "Big Bang"?

    Epicurus: Sure nuff!

    Me: But, can life come from inanimate matter?

    Epicurus: Naw! The simple celled life forms were already there.

    Me: Who created those? I mean they just don't pop up from nowhere do they?

    Epicurus: No, they were created, NO!....I mean...they were already here!

    Me: Okay...we've established that, but how did they get here?

    Epicurus: Science hasn't figured that out yet.

    Me: Oh! Science hasn't figured it out. Well, let's say we fill this box with a bunch of inanimate things. We'll turn it in a tumbler and wait until we get a simple life form. How long will it take?

    Epicurus: Ummm...I reckon...I don't know......a cajillion years? Maybe never?

    Me: Well life had to get it's start from somewhere. How did it get here?

    Epicurus: Man you just don't get it! You just gotta believe man!

    Me: Oh...you mean like most religions tell you?

    Epicurus: Exactly! Wait! No! I mean......(rubbing forehead)....my head hurts! I'm gonna go now.

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