Doofy/Creative Upcoming convention titles

C'mon--let me see some creativity here. I've been out of the loop for a while so help me get started...

For instance: "BLIND LEADING THE BLIND" District Convention!

Living In The Last Days of the Last Days Convention 2008

How to Benefit More Fully Convention

Paying Jehovah Back With Your Good Shit (Subtitled : "Hey, we got you out of work on Friday didnt we? You ingrate!" )

Afternoon Delight starring Jehoover and His Minions

Getting off Your Ass In This Time of the End

Stay alive til 2075!

Paradasaical Bling and Other Good Shit Awaits You!

Who is this JESUS?? And Why is He Horning In On My Homies?? Sayeth Jehoover

Kingdom Procrastinators District Convention"

"Sacrifice Everything for the Governing Body District Convention"

"Flickering Light District Convention"

"Same Shit Different Day District Convention"

"Waste of Time District Convention"

"Coma Inducing Sweltering Heat District Convention"

"Just What You've Heard Before District Convention"

"Make Sure You Have No Life District Convention"

"Bored and Sunburned District Convention"

"You'll Be Taking your Suits to the Dry Cleaners After This District Convention"

"You Too Can Be AN Imitation Christian District Convention"

"Look at Me I'm Taking Notes District Convention"

"Up Yours" District Convention

"Closer to Armageddon than we were in 1975" District Convention

...followed by next years...

"Closer than we were last year" District Convention

Closing Song

# 666

Get Your Ass on the Ark of Salvation

gently feral

"Obediently Establishing Our Own Righteousness"

2008 - Deliverance Closer At Hand

2009 - Follow The Christ And His Brooklyn Publishing Company

2010 - Deliverance Really Close At Hand

2011 - Follow The Chirst Under The Direction of Ted Jaracz

2012 - Invest In Brooklyn Real Estate - Hosted By Donald Trump