by Arthur 16 Replies latest jw friends
Grace said:
They were complaining that the WT built a lovely Park, with flowers, seats etc: right near Bethel. & every time anyone went to sit in it they sent someone to witness to them
Reminds me of a spider waiting for his prey to fall into its web!
Juni
Remember the days of the Sunday afternoon Witness skating party - the one where it was "cool" to hold a brother or sister's hand and skate around..... ooooh, la, la.....the days of imagination.
The Society decided to take the skating party up a notch - to roller derby. In addition to Kingdom Melodies, Jim Croce songs will play. After all, Jim Croce is waiting ressurection into the New System and wrote the most famous of all Roller Derby songs
Roller Derby Queen by Jim Croce
Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evenin'
With a girl I saw on a bar room T.V. screen
Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers
Chorus:
The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round and round, oh round and round)
The meanest hunk o' woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena
She were five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama
With a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head
Her fans call her "Tuffy"
But all her buddies called her "Spike"
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
Round and round, go round and round (3 times)
Well I could not help it
But to fall in love
With this heavy-duty woman
I been speakin' of
Things looked kind of bad
Until the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty
She might be fat
But I never met a person
Who would tell her that
She's my big blonde bomber
My heavy handed Hackensack mama
I just talked to Carey Barber...he said it's true!
The Watchtower Society’s spokesman P.R. Brown made the following statement
I liked how you changed J.R. Brown's initials! He's a "P.R." robot trotted out by Brooklyn headquarters whenever they have something stupid to say, or something serious to deny.
Aw man, I turned down a ticket to the Derby Dolls here in LA tonight. Maybe this is Jehovah showing me the way.
What's the Watchtower world coming to:
"Rolling Rahabs", "Door to Door Divas", "Submissive Mates on Skates" and the "Thunder Thigh Theocrats".
What's next, " Kinky Kanaanites???"
you had me for a bit - I was thinking "omigod they are seriously crazy back there in Bethel," then I got the joke. Thanks! Actually that's a !!!!!thanks!!!!!
