by TR 48 Replies latest jw friends
Lisa gave me the idea for this topic.
So, What are your ideas for some catchy song titles? Any genre will do. Here's a few:
1. I Got Mauled At the Kingdom Hall
2. Stairway To Heaven- LOST!
3. Take This JW Job And Shove It
4. Field Service Blues
5. Oops! Wrong Answer Again!
6. Shun Me, Baby.
7. C.O's B.O.
8. Don't Help Me, I'm Bleeding To Death
9. Pedophiles Paradise
10. Fearing The Judicial Hearing
TR
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
—Edmund Burke
"Keep your eyes off those thighs"
1. I love to show my children bloody pictures!
2. If the GB said it, it's good enough for me.
3. My Buick 4-door sedan!
4. Here's a dollar for gas.
I would name my band the Electric Radio Biola for the crappy non-medical invention by Charles Craze Ratherflawed.
1: Awaiting Reinstatement - (To give hope of being forgiven one day)
2: Dirty Handbills- (Sung to the tune of “Dirty Laundry.” Come on, we all have seen them at the bottom of our service bag).
Erasmus (1520 AD): "If we want truth, every person ought to be free to speak what they think without fear."
1. New Light up my Life, by Dubbie Boone
2. Video Killed the Magazine Star by the Dubbles
3. Put Another Ex-Dub on the Pyre by the Mareno Brothers
4. The Price of Love by Dubsie Music
1. Onward, Lying Sacks of S__t!
2. Dancing With The Harlot
3. Jehovah Loves a Sexy Child
4. Faith-Based Science Leads the Way
5. Yes We Are, No We're Not
6. Our Lord Gives Us New Dark
7. Dazed & Confused? Come To Us!
8. Give Me That Old-Time Hypocrisy
9. Following The Footsteps Of "The Judge"
10. Yes, We Know It's Crap But It's OUR Crap So We Don't Care
11. Get Behind Me, Smurf!
12. Hey There All You Thirsty Ones - Da Judge Is Buyin'!!
INDEX OF SONGS
Christian Brotherhood
Be Unforgiving 110
Showing Concern for the "Flock" Book 101
Christian Living
God's Petty Things 25
Guard Your Tongue 132
Jehovah's "Dewdrops" Among Many Noses 17
"No Part of the World, But the UN is OK" 24
"This is the Way Out" 42
Christian Qualities
On Jehovah we Must Wait and Wait and Wait and Wait and Wait 179
Supporting God's House through our Wills 188
The Power of Fear 66
Dedication and Baptism
To Us You DO Belong 207
God's Word
The Light Flickers 111
The "Truth" that Binds A Lot
Paradise (Yesterday and Tomorrow)
Life Without End--At La...errrr plonk! 15
Our Paradise: Yesterday, Tomorrow but never Today 220
Theocratic Warfare
Buy Awake, Get Bored, Grow Weary 174
'To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing'
How 'bout..."Crystal Blue Intimidation"?
Those are hillarious.
How about:
"Bethelemian Rhapsody"
"Backroom Man"
"Janie's Got a Gun" (Just use the same exact song)
Song 15 (in honor of Freddie Franz)
"Life Without Fred -- At Last!"
Song 65 (in honor of assembly food)
"Eating in Unity"
Song 222 (in honor of Kingdom inflation)
"Keep Your Eyes on the Prices"
Song 200 (in honor of Kingdom shunning)
"Proof of Disfellowship"
Song 32 (in honor of JW kids that don't clean up)
"From Louse to Louse"
