Ask a Loon

by SacrificialLoon 44 Replies latest jw friends

  • BrentR
    BrentR

    If your in a sealed container lined completely with mirrors and you have a light source and you shut off the light where does the light go?

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    No mirror is a perfect reflector and will absorb some light. Either that or it is as the FSM wishes.

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    Why does Barnes and Noble allow customers to return manuals on speed reading a whole week after purchase?

  • BrentR
    BrentR

    The problem with speed reading is that by the time you realize the story is boring you have finished the book.

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    The FSM wishes that all people can read about the beer volcanoes as quickly as possible.

    My work day is over, feel free to ask more questions, but I wont be answering them for a while. Time for the sleeping.

  • BrentR
    BrentR

    Should I ask my doctor about Levitra?

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    1. Rush rocks! "Freewill" should be the JWD anthem.

    2. You're still a Satan worshipper. LOL!

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    No, you should not ask your doctor about Levitra BrentR, for that leads to the broad road of destruction. You should instead go to your elders and seek help from Jehovah, only through him can you become a firm and determined brother once more.

  • BrentR
    BrentR

    Could I just be a firm and determined apostate instead? Should apostates be examined on yearly basis if they are taking Levitra?

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    Levitra taking apostates are apostates of the worst kind. They are not on the broad road to destruction, but riding the autobahn of apostasy to annihilation. They do not need to be examined for they are worse than dead in Jehovah's eyes, they are undead. Yes, levitra taking spiritual zombies. Do you want to be an undead spiritual zombie? Like any good leader of the organization I shall answer the question for you. Of course you don't! Don't be a zombie on the autobahn!

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