I just went to starbucks to grab a coffee and it is unusually packed out. I look around a bit and notice alot of briefcases and most of the customers have pig shaves. I walk out YEK!!
It's saturday and starbucks is packed
by cultswatter 10 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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found-my-way
Hi cultswatter,
dumb question for ya:
most of the customers have pig shaves
what is that?
clean shaven?
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candidlynuts
how can those window washers afford starbucks?
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Crumpet
This must be totally an American thing. As a witness we never went to cafes before after or during the ministry and personally I like to sport my pig shave privately - those sisters should be given a talking to --- exposing themselves like that in a pubic place such as Starbucks! Disgraceful!
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free2think
I know what you mean Cultswatter. There are certain time s of the day on the weekends that I must avoid my local coffee shops or duck into one that isn't a popular witless hang out.
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Frannie Banannie
I'm not bothered, stirred or shaken. Make mine a Grande chocolate hazelnut mocha cappuccino, please!
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willyloman
In California, and probably many other places, the typical Saturday F.S. schedule looks like this:
9:30 Meet for service
9:50 Congregate in the parking lot and shoot the breeze in small groups
10:05 Head for the territory
10:20 Arrive at territory and drive to the opposite side of it before turning around and deciding to start at the other end
10:30 Actually get out of car and start knocking on doors
10:55 Somebody yells "Hey, who needs coffee?" which is the signal to get back to the cars
11:00 Head for Starbucks, a local donut shop, or a favorite coffee shop for a "break"
11:10: Arrive at break site; eat, drink, shoot the breeze some more
11:50 Somebody stands up and says, "Well, we've got a few calls we wanted to make today," which is the signal for all to leave
11:55 Head for home where someone will say, "What was that, about two and a half hours?"
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Crumpet
LMAO! Anyone would think JWs actually hate door knocking!
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free2think
Yep that about sums it up willyloman.
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brunnhilde
They DO hate it, Crumpet!!! Why do you think they harangue them so much to do it! I hated every freaking second of it!!!