The following is an actual On Star Emergency...

by BONEZZ 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • BONEZZ
    BONEZZ

    Man: Hello?...

    On Star: Hello Sir, this is the On Star Emergency number, how may I assist you?

    Man: My name is Harry Horre. Myself and my 3 companions are here in my 2007 Navigator and would like to invite you to a celebration.

    On Star: Uhh sir I'm afraid that...

    Man: Did I mention that it's a celebration that could save your life?

    On Star: And how is that sir?

    Man: Have you ever wondered what God has in store for mankind?

    On Star: No sir. We just use his GPS to help people out in EMERGENCIES...and what is YOUR emergency today sir?

    Man: The world is in an emergency state and if you join us for this celebration it could save your....

    On Star: Sir, my records indicate that this is the 4th time this month that you have called On Star with no emergency! You are abusing the system sir!

    Man: It is Satan's system.

    On Star: No sir. It's General Motor's system...good bye!

    Man: Ok brothers we can start our time now.

    (BONEZZ)

  • megsmomma
    megsmomma

    Seriously??????????? I could see it happening, but are you kidding??LOL

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Its a joke.

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    You know those Jdubs, will use anything to count time!!!!

    nj

  • BONEZZ
    BONEZZ

    Mmomma,

    I was just informed that April 1st is Sunday. Alas it is a figment of my feeble imagination ...but if any Dubbies are lurking...Hey fella's go ahead and use it like it's your own.

    -BONEZZ

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Nice way to start the time, eh?

    Perhaps if Starr cuts him off he could call 911 or a local business or any random number - they could do it before they left the hall - think of how the reports would improve then? I think you are on to something.

    The oldtimers - the ones who are now allowed to report just 15 minutes, could just make an OnStarr call from the KH parking lot - go inside and file the report.

    Conversation at the KH today "Say, tomorrow is the end of the month - anyone got an OnStar system I could use?"

    Jeff

  • megsmomma
    megsmomma

    Look for the "experience" at the next convention...... "A woman called Lucy was working for OnStar...depressed with world conditions when this call came in.........."

  • BONEZZ
    BONEZZ

    Mmomma...you are soooo right on!

    -BONEZZ

  • dannyboy
    dannyboy

    HAH. Good one, Bonezz. ---Dan

  • Ingenuous
    Ingenuous
    Look for the "experience" at the next convention...... "A woman called Lucy was working for OnStar...

    LOL. It's even funnier because it's so very possible...

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