Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you show us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted
Got to go
by DJK 2 Replies latest social humour
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DJK
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hubert
Ha, ha !! Thanks...Cute joke.
Hubert
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TheHypnoToad
Awesome, I have to remember that one.