Joke Old man and Satan

MsMcDucket

A few minutes before the church services started, the towns people were
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front
of
the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil
incarnate.

Soon, everyone had exited the church except for one old man calmly
sitting
in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's
ultimate
enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said,

"Don't you know who I am?"

"Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope , sure ain't."

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?"

"Don't doubt it for a minute."

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical
agony
for all eternity??"

"Yep", was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid??" asked Satan.

"Nope."

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid
of
me?"

The man calmly replied......"Been married to your sister for 58 years."

Joke Old man and Satan

MsMcDucket

Abandoned

SirNose586

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