JW Fear Factor.

by outcast 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • outcast
    outcast

    I just had a great new idea for a TV show, The JW Fear Factor! The one contestant that can read Apostate literature, and still remain a faithful follower gets what?

    This was taken from .www.Greatcrowd.com Why such fear? It's not like eating live cockroaches.

    Topic: Beware apostate emails...
    ModestOne
    Member
    Posts: 63
    From:UK
    Registered: Apr 2001
    posted September 30, 2001 04:57 AM Staff Use Only:

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    I've just received an email from an anonymous person identified as Outsider Looking In with the subject: United Nations.
    I'm pleased to say that I didn't bother reading it - I realised as I glanced at it that is from an apostate.

    I urge all others who receive this not to be tempted to read it as it appears just to be designed to destroy our faith as does all apostate propaganda.

    Despite all that Jehovah had done for Eve, she chose to listen to what was really an anonymous and completely untested source of information and she paid with her life. Jehovah had never let her down, why didn't she accept what he had said?

    We don't want to fall into the trap of gullibly accepting information from individuals who can't even identify themselves. We teach our children not to talk to strangers, let's not make the mistake of listening to strangers ourselves.

    I hope it's appropriate to post a message of this nature here, but I believe the individual got my email address from this site, and therefore may be targeting others.

    Please be careful, friends.

  • nelly136
    nelly136

    <<<<I'm pleased to say that I didn't bother reading it>>>>

    The UN/NGO thread was shut really quickly too

    http://www.witnessesonline.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/witnessesonline/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000211

    nelly

  • Ranchette
    Ranchette

    The JW fear factor idea is very funny!

    Another challange could be to make them spend the night in the same room with a ougi board.
    Ranchette

  • lisaBObeesa
    lisaBObeesa

    JW Fear Factor! ROFL!!!!!

    Sister Jones, if you want the $50,000, you are going to have to go into a Christian Book store and stay in for five minutes. If you need to, you can run out of the store at any time, and we will be right here with New World Translations for you protection from demons, but you will be giving up your shot at the $50,000. There will be demons crawling all over you in there, but you only have to stay in for 5 minutes. you can do it!

  • Ranchette
    Ranchette

    Here are some more JW FEAR FACTOR challenges.
    They always have to have some really gross fear challenges so I tried to think of what those could be for witnesses.

    #1.Go into a blood drive and watch all the people donate blood for at least 5 min.

    #2 .Sit in a room and watch people eating and drinking things that contain blood for a specified period of time.

    #3. Smoke one joint.

    #4.Go to a Marylyn Manson Concert.

    Any more ideas out there?

  • Gozz
    Gozz

    They shut the thread down real fast, and the WOL heavies chipped in two comments to explain away this harlotry. There's fear within that fold. They fear to discuss the issue, a typical dub reaction... But denial will not help here. Dubdom cannot excape the coming rot. For 10 years the Watchtower Society had succeeded in keeping it's membership of the DPI secret, now their cover is blown.

  • Ranchette
    Ranchette

    More JW FEAR FACTOR challenges

    #5. Make reservations for the district assembly in a hotel that’s not on the society’s list.

    #6. Leave the assembly before the final song and prayer

    #7. Stay home on Saturday morning and watch Loony Toons instead of service

    #8. Go to a birthday party and eat a piece of the cake after singing “Happy Birthday”

    #9. Sing one song of your choice from this list:
    Star Spangled Banner
    God Bless America
    Amazing Grace

    #10. Watch 15min of an xxx rated porno movie

    Ranchette

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    on no!Ranchette is raunchette! xxx!!! (tsk, tsk)

    make them read lord of the rings. they'd be crying like the girl who had to eat the worm.....

    ash

    "I pray that I may never see the desert again-hear me God."-Robert Bolt

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    What?? They can't even read Tolkein???????????????????????

    That was one point at which I refused to compromise in my own abusive religious past: they couldn't make me stop reading LOTR!

  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    How about going down on your girlfriend whilst she's on her period, in the front row of a Marylyn Manson Concert (nice idea), high on drugs that you smoked in the toilets during the Memorial, having spent the day variously at birthday parties, political rallies, gay rights demonsrations and charitable fund-rasing activities, on the 30th day of the month with no hours in field service, wearing a Smurf suit having grown one's hair beyond the collar and sporting a beard?

    Keep on rocking in the free world...

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