Some Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

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Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Personal Massage"

4. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

5. Order Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious Face.

6. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

7. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

8. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

9. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

10. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, yelling "Run For Your lives, They're Loose!!"

11. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To have to let one of you go"

abbagail

LOL! Did you make those up, or copy them out of some email going around the net?

I like the hairdryer idea, and the mosquito netting/tropical sounds, LOL. I just happen to have such a CD. Makes me want to go back to work in an office just so I can "play insanity."

/ag

lfcviking

Is this what a life of being a JW has done to you? Oh dear!!

Paisley

4. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

6. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

8. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

Ha ha! :D

FMZ

These are awesome, in accordance with the prophecy.

FMZ

tetrapod.sapien

ROFL!!!

Twitch

12. When the clerk asks if she can help you, say "no, I'm too far gone but thanks"

13. When ordering a water at the bar, ask for a double

14. When answering the phone and the question of what you're doing, say you're playing strip solitaire and you're losing badly (credit goes to Robin Williams)

15. When trying to get through a crowd at the bar or concert, yell "Comin' thru, gotta puke!" (must be followed by shit eating grin)

some personal favs,....

vitty

Did you make them up? They were all funny but no 10 made me laugh out loud

Some Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

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