Driver blames no goats
When Canadian police pulled over a speeding Swiss driver, the driver claimed he was taking advantage of the ability to drive fast without hitting a goat.
The driver was driving at 40 miles over the speed limit in eastern Ontario.
"A motorist from Switzerland, used to driving around hills and mountains, takes advantage of the ability to go faster without risking hitting a goat," read the traffic officer's notes of the incident. Police fined him £170.
Very original, it's almost a pity he didn't get away with it